Fun With Puns

Puns are awesome! Here is a collection of some puns I compiled for your amusement. I admit that I did not make these up so I can’t take credit for them. I just thought these would be good to help brighten your day.

1. What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide

2. Why are there no Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there is a target on every corner

3. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? Matt

4. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

5. How do trees access the internet? They log on

6. What did the alien say to the pitcher of water? Take me to your liter

7. Why can’t you tell jokes about unemployed people? Because none of them work

8. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A necktarine

9. What does a blanket say when it falls off the bed? Oh sheet!

10. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it

11. What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen

12. Why can’t towels tell jokes? They have a dry sense of humor

13. Why did the energizer bunny go to jail? He was charged with battery

14. What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car? A convertable

15. What does a superhero with a speech impediment who always works out call himself? Thor

I hope you were able to withstand this punishment!

 

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